Name: Danny
Place of Birth: Yonkers
D.O.B: September 17, 1996
Residence: Union of Soviet Socialist Republics
Family: Parents, duh, still married, 2 brothers, both asses
Hair: Blonde Mullet, a good one
Eyes: Blue-Green
Weight: Too much
Height: Not enough
Background: 90% Irish, 10% English, not enough Russian
Marital Status: Girlfriend, who is my life
Best Friends: Gavin, Nikolai, Frank, Luna, and Rarity
Closest Person: Girlfriend, she is my life, light, and love
Idols: Big Boss, Tara Strong, Cam Clarke, Tabitha St. Germain, George Washington, Che Guevara
Religion: Irish Roman Catholic, I need to put the Irish, I'm that strict wit